Priorities
Among the set of possible questions you would expect to be asked post-intimate relations, is the element "You don't have homework [due tomorrow], do you?" included? If so, then congratulations! Or condolences, maybe. You are ready to become a math major. Unlike me, apparently.
So apparently this whole Marshall scholar thing comes with benefits. Since I'm going to math bio at Oxford, I figure I should have some bio. I emailed a bio prof, asking if I can get into one of his (full) classes (even if I'm lacking prereqs). First email I get back is a standard, "We have no space, but I'll put you on the list." Today, without any further response from me, I get another email from him telling me that I'm at the top of the list, how great mathematical modeling is, and how I'm welcome to sit in. I wonder if I'll be able to use my newfound powers for good, and resist the urge for personal benefit...
So apparently this whole Marshall scholar thing comes with benefits. Since I'm going to math bio at Oxford, I figure I should have some bio. I emailed a bio prof, asking if I can get into one of his (full) classes (even if I'm lacking prereqs). First email I get back is a standard, "We have no space, but I'll put you on the list." Today, without any further response from me, I get another email from him telling me that I'm at the top of the list, how great mathematical modeling is, and how I'm welcome to sit in. I wonder if I'll be able to use my newfound powers for good, and resist the urge for personal benefit...